Phone Customer Service these days is a huge Joke! You never know what you are going to get or who you are going to get on the phone. It is so rare that you get a human being on a call to begin with.
Automated answering systems that instruct you to press a number to get to the area you want. More often than not the choices are never the one you want and its 50/50 for you to get an option to press 0 for an operator. Press the wrong number and you have to press another to back up or just hang up to start again.
Voice activated automated systems are even worse. If you have a deep voice the machine can not understand you at all and saying Operator doesn’t work either. Its almost as frustrating for those without deep voices, because if you don’t say the command just right you have to repeat yourself many times. God forbid someone walks in the room with you and starts talking so that the system can hear them, because that screws up the system too.
But the most infuriating issue is when you do get a real person on the phone and they have a thick accent, with very broken English. You can’t understand them unless they talk really slow and you have to keep telling them you can’t understand them. They are in India or Micronesia or anywhere but in the US. Bank of America even has an out of country phone service. It’s infuriating.
I am not blaming the people doing the job. Hell they need to work too. The problem is we know these jobs have been shipped out of the US where people need work because they can pay other countries less than an worker here. Used to be Telecommunications was a minimum wage job and a good starter job, but they are all shipped out because minimum wage is no longer 5.00 an hour (but that’s another topic for another day).
So we lose jobs and have to talk to people we can not understand that are reading from a script because they don’t live here or know our ways. Yes I have yelled at the person on the phone to get me an English speaking person immediately, after several attempts to understand the person on the phone and get the issue fixed.
I am sick of it… What do you think?
Stay tuned for the next Rant!


